harry potter finds out the weasleys are using him fanfic

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The Day Harry Potter Found Out He Was a Cash Cow

The aroma of burnt toast and Mrs. Weasley's infamous treacle tart filled the air as Harry walked into the Burrow. It was a familiar scent, one that had come to symbolize comfort, family, and… exploitation?

Harry's brow furrowed. He hadn't realized it until now, but the Weasley family, for all their genuine affection, seemed to have a peculiar habit of… benefiting from his presence.

It started subtly. The endless requests for autographs at the Quidditch World Cup, the constant "borrowed" items that inexplicably disappeared back into the Weasley household, the "just a quick visit" that always stretched into a week-long stay.

Then came the "Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived" merchandise.

Ron, in a blatant display of entrepreneurial spirit, had set up a stall at the local wizarding market, hawking mugs, t-shirts, and even a rather unsettling life-sized cardboard cutout of Harry himself, all emblazoned with the infamous lightning bolt scar.

"You know, I haven't actually signed any of these," Harry mentioned, gesturing at the cardboard cutout with an air of bewilderment.

Ron, with a sheepish grin, mumbled something about “artistic license” and the “unavoidable need to make a quick buck.”

Harry, while not exactly surprised, felt a pang of… something. It wasn't just the unauthorized merchandise that bothered him, but the subtle way the Weasleys seemed to… leverage his fame for their own gain.

He had a suspicion that the Weasley's financial situation wasn't as dire as they made it out to be, especially after Ron’s sudden success with the "Harry Potter" memorabilia. The family's endless stream of “borrowed” ingredients for Molly's experimental potions, the extravagant gifts for every occasion, and even the "surprise" family trip to Egypt, all pointed to a much more affluent situation than the family’s usual “barely scraping by” routine.

That evening, as Harry sat with the family in the living room, he decided to confront them. The conversation began politely, with Harry inquiring about Ron's new business venture. However, his questions quickly became more pointed, leading to an awkward silence punctuated by the crackling fire.

Finally, Ginny, with her usual directness, broke the tension. "Look, Harry, we know you're famous," she said, "And it's not like you're hurting for money."

Harry stared at her. "What do you mean, Ginny?"

"We're not exactly hurting for money either, Harry," Ron interjected, his voice a tad defensive. "It's just… well, you’re a famous wizard, and we're your family. It's only natural we'd want to share in your… glory.”

The realization hit Harry like a bludger to the face. The Weasleys weren't just using him, they were using his fame. And worse, they weren't even trying to hide it.

It was a difficult revelation, and one that shook his understanding of the family he considered his own. The next few days were filled with tense exchanges and awkward silences. Harry couldn't help but feel a little betrayed, even if he knew the Weasleys meant well.

In the end, Harry decided to address the situation head-on. He sat down with the entire Weasley family and, with a mixture of humor and seriousness, laid out his concerns. He made it clear that while he appreciated their love and support, he wouldn’t be a walking, talking, cash cow.

To his surprise, the Weasleys were understanding. They apologized, admitting that their actions, while well-intentioned, had been inappropriate. They promised to respect Harry's boundaries, and to start seeing him as more than just a source of income.

The situation was resolved, but the experience left a mark on Harry. He learned that even the closest of families can have their flaws, and that genuine love and respect are essential for any relationship to thrive. He also learned that sometimes, the most valuable things in life are not for sale.

From that day forward, Harry continued to visit the Weasleys, but he was more conscious of his boundaries. The merchandise stopped, the "borrowed" items were returned, and Harry's visits were no longer a calculated exercise in exploiting his fame.

While the Weasleys still occasionally nudged him for favors, the blatant attempts at exploiting his fame disappeared. Harry, for his part, knew that family was about love and support, not financial gain. And that was a lesson he would never forget.